Q. Where the hell were you?
A. Boston.
Q. Why didn't you write while you were there?
A. A bit busy. Also, I thought the hotel was charging 10 cents a minute for internet access, which turned out not to be true, although I spent so little time in the room that I didn't pursue the question while I was there.
Q. Can't you do better than this?
A. Indeed I can.
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