Q and A

Q.  Where the hell were you?

A.  Boston.

Q.  Why didn't you write while you were there?

A.  A bit busy.  Also, I thought the hotel was charging 10 cents a minute for internet access, which turned out not to be true, although I spent so little time in the room that I didn't pursue the question while I was there.

Q.  Can't you do better than this?

A.  Indeed I can.